August 22nd, 2011 at 3:24PM

For the record…

sexyalevels:

The Platonic Ideal for an A-Level Results Day story photograph involves the following in the order named:

1) Blonde…

2) Twins…

3) Going to Oxbridge…

4) Leaping for joy…

5) Holding aloft their results…

6) …But not so high as to obscure a glimpse decolletage.

I find it also helps to imagine Derek Jameson leering, sweaty browed and panting, as he approves the layout. But that’s just me. 

This is depressing. They’re not just female, cute and often wearing low-cut clothes - they all seem to be able-bodied, and pretty much all are white.

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    msnbc article on this. really interesting...oddly funny situation
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    This is depressing. They’re...just female, cute and often wearing low-cut clothes - they...
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    No one took my photo...opened my higher results. Sitting down. In my Room. Alone.
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